Here is a new analogy.....
Sex with a Fat spouse and a Dentist appt. for getting a tooth filled..
No.1 you hate to have it done.
No.2 you probably need a appt.
No.3 you wish it was over before you even start
No.4 you will need some drugs to get through it
No.5 If you don't get it done it won't go away
No.6 It will only be painfull for a little while
No.7 You will be happy when it is over with
No.8 Hopefully you only have to go through it once
No.9 You are always dreaming that you could be somewhere else
No.10 You may be sore or uncomfortable when it is over
No.11 There may be some irritating noises and a foul odor during it
No.12 You need to take care of yourself so you never have to ever go through it again



Hey I kill me, Davis

Davis. Your dental analogy is not the same one that I gave John Smith when he and I talked privately on the message board, but it is a lot funnier. Unfortunately, it is mostly true. Especially, number nine.

I laughed and diet coke spewed on my keyboard at WORK. Thanks. You crack me up too

Davis, where and how do you come up with this stuff? I'm LMAO! You're too much.

Hey if I don't make fun of this situation that I am in I will blow my brains out. Really !!! Hey my fat spouse is Killing herself, BUT as usual
she takes to long to accomplish anything she does ...HEY it is the STORY of my life
I wish I could have picked the Shortend version

Davis, In my local newspaper there is a section called THE VENT. People can anonymously call in or write little blurbs about things that are on their mind. This morning someones asks the question: "Why do so many newlyweds think that their marriage license is a license to gain weight?" Someone vented recently that all marriage vows should be null and void if one of the spouses gains 50 pounds or more. And, of course, you have probably heard about this particular type of cake that causes people to gain an enormous amount of weight---its called a "Wdding Cake" I swear to you Davis. I think that my wife was 10 pounds heavier when we got back from our honeymoon. And, you know the rest of the story.

Davis, I recently looked at one of those other websites regarding overweight, and some of the women were saying that the husband should be glad that wife gains weight weight because that means she is happy and content with him. Well Hell!! Pardon me for not looking at it that way. What was I thinking? I guess that must mean that my wife and yours are in a constant state of bliss over being married to us. And, if its true that by gaining weight they are happy and content, what does it mean if they do not gain weight? Are they maintaining a decent weight because of respect for themselves and you? Or is there another fox in the henhouse?

What are these "other sites" everyone refers to? Can the websites be listed so we can check them out. I'd love to see some of these people's rationale for being so overweight.

sure they can be I won't censor

Unlike the fat acceptance sites who censor out my site, I don't mind if other sites are posted on here.

I know that we are dealing with the cold hard truth here. Reality, honestly and the truth will always prevail in the battle of ideas, as a result I am very comfortable with people posting other links on here.


Just cut and paste the links in here.

Hightlight the link with your mouse

click the URL button at the top of the window and TADA a link will appear

like this

www.myfatspouse.com

Hi Zimm,

Would you check your message center, please?

John