I will play the thin spouse and let's have someone play the fat spouse. I'll start.

We need to talk. You are over 100 pounds over weight and I don't like. I'm finding this situation unacceptable and I need you to lose weight and stay fit.

I would like to know why it is you let yourself go. Why have you allowed yourself to become so fat and unhealthy? Why didn't you curb your eating when you were 10 or 20 pounds over weight? Why have you allowed to go this long?

I am finding this situation increasingly intolerable you really need to do something about it now.

Hmm.

Well, why didn't you say something when I was 10 or 20 pounds overweight?
You sat there and didn't say anything and I thought you didn't mind! You just went onto the computer more and more frequently. If you were mad you should have dealt with it in person rather than online!

And too bad if you find this situation intolerable! MY NAME is on the deed to the house and the bank accounts are in my name as well. So f you!

Also, I find it increasingly intolerable that you spend all your time on a website calling people names and masturbating or sobbing silently by yourself when no one respnds!


Hows that M2 - is that how your wife will respond?

Futuremerc wins the internet for today!

FutureMerc- I laughed so hard at that I almost choked on my tea this morning.

No matter what you say it’s all your fault. Or someone else’s but obviously not mine. You should have done this or that or anything different with physic prowess to fix this. I am an innocent victim but strangely just as strong as or better than you.

I am protected from your natural feelings of disgust meaning you have to deal with me taking all your things under a legal precedence set in the 50’s. This is the U.S and we fatsos are a protected species here. So you have to accept me for who I am or believe any other insipid battle cry created by Oprah and her ilk. Perhaps it’s is because you didn’t give me this or
1. Genetics
2. Social pressures
3. My natural set weight (which keeps adjusting up each year)
4. Grandma burnt the cookies
5. I didn’t get asked to the prom
6. Sun spots on Jupiter

May be instead of me taking control of myself you should over ride millions of year of evolutionary programming and find me attractive because of a measly 100lbs. You’re the one with the mental problem but don’t you dare do the same or your ass is out the door mister. Let’s take you down to the doctor and get you some of those blue pills so you can reluctantly do me with your head turned in disgust. You’re a spouse of a “curvy” spouse so you have to pick up the tab. Whahhhh, where are my bon bons?!!

No matter what I do it won't be good enough for you! There'll always be something else you want me to change.

Why did you marry me in the first place?!

Why don't you love me for who I am inside?

There's a lot of things that I would like you to change but I don't say anything because I love you.

I just feel like nothing is enough. I do so much for you and feel so unappreciated. It seems you don't even notice all of the things I do for you.

I was never fit in the first place.

I don't want to be like that because I want a strong body so that if I ever get attacked I can defend myself.

Maybe if you were more affectionate I woulnd't feel so insecure and would be motivated to improve my body.

FutureMerc wrote:

QUOTE:
:unsure: Hmm.

Well, why didn't you say something when I was 10 or 20 pounds overweight?
You sat there and didn't say anything and I thought you didn't mind! You just went onto the computer more and more frequently. If you were mad you should have dealt with it in person rather than online!

And too bad if you find this situation intolerable! MY NAME is on the deed to the house and the bank accounts are in my name as well. So f you!

Also, I find it increasingly intolerable that you spend all your time on a website calling people names and masturbating or sobbing silently by yourself when no one respnds!


Hows that M2 - is that how your wife will respond?

Why didn't you do something when you went up 20 pounds? I was hoping you cared enough about our family to behave responsibly. Apparently you don't. Explain why you love food more than our kids.

I think we need pre divorce counseling. I am a few steps a head of you. I have contacted a divorce arbitrator and a lawyer. I have my duck in a row sweetie so if you think you are going to screw me financially think again.

That is the role playing.

No for the rest of your bullshit.

My threads get more responses than anyone else's. Also nobody is forcing you to read my threads or respond to them. Apparently you have very little self control. That is typical of most fat people. If they had self control they would not be all blubbery and gross.

anc526 wrote:

QUOTE:
FutureMerc- I laughed so hard at that I almost choked on my tea this morning.

It might not have been the tea but the five box of Krispy Kremes you were shoving in your pie hole.

wukong wrote:

QUOTE:
No matter what I do it won't be good enough for you! There'll always be something else you want me to change.

Why did you marry me in the first place?!

The person I married left 100 pounds ago. You don't even resemble the person I married. You are selfish. You are hideous.

Why don't you love me for who I am inside?

I loved the person I married. You are no longer that person. You have become a selfish egoistic glutton. You are a poor role model for our daughter. If you love me and our family more than your precious food I would love you again because you would be the person I married.

There's a lot of things that I would like you to change but I don't say anything because I love you.

What do you think I need to change?

I just feel like nothing is enough. I do so much for you and feel so unappreciated. It seems you don't even notice all of the things I do for you.

Stop the bullshit. You sit on the couch and watch TV and eat. You don't do shit for me. I do most of the housework and all the yard work. What exactly do you think you do for me?

I was never fit in the first place.

You were 130 pounds and you looked damn good.

I don't want to be like that because I want a strong body so that if I ever get attacked I can defend myself.

Give me a break you are so out of shape that if you were attacked you would die of a heart attack.

Maybe if you were more affectionate I woulnd't feel so insecure and would be motivated to improve my body.

I would sho you affection if is didn't rest you.

markerbull wrote:

QUOTE:
No matter what you say it’s all your fault. Or someone else’s but obviously not mine. You should have done this or that or anything different with physic prowess to fix this. I am an innocent victim but strangely just as strong as or better than you.

I am protected from your natural feelings of disgust meaning you have to deal with me taking all your things under a legal precedence set in the 50’s. This is the U.S and we fatsos are a protected species here. So you have to accept me for who I am or believe any other insipid battle cry created by Oprah and her ilk. Perhaps it’s is because you didn’t give me this or
1. Genetics
2. Social pressures
3. My natural set weight (which keeps adjusting up each year)
4. Grandma burnt the cookies
5. I didn’t get asked to the prom
6. Sun spots on Jupiter

May be instead of me taking control of myself you should over ride millions of year of evolutionary programming and find me attractive because of a measly 100lbs. You’re the one with the mental problem but don’t you dare do the same or your ass is out the door mister. Let’s take you down to the doctor and get you some of those blue pills so you can reluctantly do me with your head turned in disgust. You’re a spouse of a “curvy” spouse so you have to pick up the tab. Whahhhh, where are my bon bons?!!

When you cut through all the fat girl bullshit it boils down to exactly what Markerbull said.